No Context Emmerdale — COLIN LIEVENS

No Context Emmerdale is an instagram account that I run because I love Emmerdale and I think that it can be, at times, hilarious.

I try to share a range of eras, locations, and characters. To see my spreadsheet tracking the content I have and haven’t posted click here.

I knew a plumber who was a lesbian

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[ID Tricia and Bernice are behind the bar at The Woolpack. Tricia looks rather excited about what she’s saying but Bernice looks like she isn’t listening. They’re both reasonably youn

Why is the church doing a gay pride anyway? It’s not like we can get married there.

#Emmerdale #PrideMonth

[ID Aaron is an early 30s butch gay man sat in the Woolpack pub saying this with a confused and disappointed look on his face. This wa

Ah yes, Zoe, Emmerdale’s schizophrenic lesbian vet

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[ID Zoe is looking rather stressed and unkempt, with a fire (that I presume she lit) going on behind her. It isn’t like a cosy fireplace type fire, it’s an

People who drive buses shouldn’t throw stones

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[ID Eric Pollard is looking kinda smug as he says this to Alan Turner. Anyone with a bit of knowledge on long term Emmerdale lore will know that Alan Turner was driving the bus in the

It’s just like poking an umbrella down a rabbit hole

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[ID Kathy is walking into the farmhouse at Emmerdale Farm and she’s saying this to Rachel and Joe. I often use these image descriptions to offer a little more context but

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[ID Paddy is a chubby bald white man and he’s pointing at a poster of a wrestler who is also a chubby bald white man. Paddy looks offended by the comparison. ]

What the nicest thing you’ve got?
A signed pencil drawing of George Michael.

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[ID Nichola is behind the counter of the cafe, and Bernice is asking her what the nicest thing she’s got is. Presumably she meant nicest edible th

You cant go to a job interview dressed like a militant newspaper

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[ID Amos is stood behind the bar of The Woolpack with Mr Wilks stood behind him, he’s saying this to Archie who is standing at the bar next to Alan Turner who is loo

Did you know that dogs can smell happiness?

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[ID Vinny is saying this to Liv sat outside the hop. He’s wearing a stripy shirt and looks pretty serious. I would give me life for this man honestly. He’s an absolute king. ]

I’ll put it on my to do list underneath ‘eat my own face’

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[ID Jimmy is sitting in the cage looking sorry for himself. Jimmy is a middle aged man with a short beard and a receding hairline. He’s a big man but not

I suppose it’s not such a big thing these days is it? Not since Elton John played at Princess Diana’s funeral.

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[ID Viv is talking to Terry in the pub. She’s wearing a turtleneck, Terry is wearing a blue shirt and it ho

I had a paella on the beach once in Lanzarote, spent the rest of the week in the en suite bathroom

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[ID Betty Eaglton (pronounced egglton) is an old lady and she’s in the Woolpack and she’s saying this to Carlos I’m pre

Britney Spears has had to cancel her tour

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[ID a young Andy Sugden is sat in the kitchen of Emmerdale Farm. I don’t really know what else to tell you.]

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[ID a close up of Rishi’s lower back. He’s lifted his blue shirt to reveal a tramp stamp that says ‘Manpreet’ in brush script with a red love heart on either side. It’s supposed to still be healing, thus why

Your dad was like a Yorkshire Julio Iglesias

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[ID Diane is speaking to Victoria in The Woolpack. Diane has short blonde hair with dark roots, and is wearing a red cardigan over a leopard print top. She looks reasonably serious in what sh

I know now that you are a very kind lady and will forgive me because I do not think you are the silly deluded cow that my mum says you are

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[ID a young Belle Dingle reads a letter to Viv Windsor in the village shop. You can only see Belle

Here they are, Judas and Mrs Judas

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[ID Faith and Moira are stood next to each other outside the vets. Faith has her arm around Moira’s shoulder and she looks angry.]

I inherited it from me Ma, she could eat a mouldy hedgehog and not be sick

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[ID a reasonably close shot of Marlon pulling an angry face and holding Eric by the collar. Marlon has never actually had an on-screen mum but her name is Delila

Why has that Cain guy got a welly?

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[ID Robert and Liv are sat next to each other in The Woolpack. There’s some balloons and paper chains to imply there’s some sort of Dingle knees up. Liv’s school uniform also implies

When were last time you saw a blacksmith with small arms?

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[ID Archie is standing in a field wearing round sunglasses and a white t-shirt. He also has brown hair that kinda looks like it was curtains but it’s grown out a bit. I knew